Funny Job Search Jargon

Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long-time veteran looking for a change of pace, this JOB SEARCH JARGON should help you get on your way…
FLEXIBLE HOURS: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.
COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen and figure out what they want you to do.
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